“If a chick isn’t appreciating your willingness to lay the pipe whilst next to some freshly buttered buns, then she ain’t the one for you, hombre.”
Chicago’s Redeye proved to be worth a read this morning with its Pitchfork Music Festival sanctioned article entitled “A lot of bump’n’grind: Got a problem? There’s an R Kelly song for that.” Real talk people, the man knows what he preaches. I mean don’t we all just want a homie lover friend? I am envious of every man, woman and child attending the Pitchfork Music Festival this Sunday in Union Park.